tyleroakley:

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

this was literally everything

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

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Amy Winehouse talking about Lily Allen 

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Danielle Brooks & Samira Wiley on Celebrity Girl Crushes

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mareepe:

Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

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marilyn manson: not only are love and hate such closely related emotions, but it's a lot easier to hate someone you've cared about than someone you never have
marilyn manson: im a vaginatarian
marilyn manson: relationships never break cleanly. Like a valuable vase, they are smashed and then glued back together, smashed and glued, smashed and glued until the pieces just don't fit together anymore
marilyn manson: if girls had dicks these would be blow job lips
marilyn manson: when you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love
marilyn manson: drugs, they say, are made in twiggys ballsack
marilyn manson: that becomes the revolution, to be idealistic enough that you think you can change the world, and what you find is you can't change anything but yourself
marilyn manson: i say no to drugs but they won't listen
marilyn manson: I think art is the only thing that's spirtual in the world. And I refuse to be forced to believe in other people's interpretations of God. I don't think anybody should be. No one can own the copyright to what God means
marilyn manson: if every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours

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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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la-vie-deperry:

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

I apparently do #20 out of habitso my boyfriend loses his shit on a daily basis.

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